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Author Topic:   Ooh! Write the photo caption!
Phaedrus
posted April 29 2005 12:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
Our president at a speech this morning:


Galatea
posted April 29 2005 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Galatea  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Galatea     Permalink for this message  
"I am crushing your head!"

SAW
posted April 29 2005 12:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SAW  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email SAW     Permalink for this message  
"By the time Dick and I are finished, its gonna take a stack of bills this high to fill up your SUV."

Redhead
posted April 29 2005 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Redhead  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Redhead     Permalink for this message  
"I am crushing your head!"

...aaand any pretense of me actually doing work just went right out the window...

Roxanne
posted April 29 2005 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roxanne  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Roxanne     Permalink for this message  
Reporter: "Mr. President? How close were you to finding those WMDs in Iraq?"

GWB: "Missed 'em by that much."

Phaedrus
posted April 29 2005 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
"Hook 'em, horns!"

Samurai
posted April 29 2005 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Samurai  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Samurai     Permalink for this message  
It's about this long.

DSF
posted April 29 2005 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DSF  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email DSF     Permalink for this message  
This is how much political capital I have left.

Keevan
posted April 29 2005 08:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Keevan  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Keevan     Permalink for this message  
Under my plan, your social security will be worth about this much.

Quest
posted May 02 2005 06:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quest  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Quest     Permalink for this message  
Which makes me bigger than Howard Stern!

Po
posted May 02 2005 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Po  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Po     Permalink for this message  
Thiiiis close to coming down there and having the Secret Service give you a wedgie for calling me mendashu... mendaci... dumb.

LiveItUp32
posted May 03 2005 01:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LiveItUp32  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email LiveItUp32     Permalink for this message  
I know approximately hmmmmm.........this much about running a country.

edited by LiveItUp32 on May 03, 2005 at 01:08 AM.

Phaedrus
posted May 04 2005 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
Today's photo from a Social Security event:

Apparently, once the Bushbot is programmed, it stays programmed.

Badbill
posted May 04 2005 01:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Badbill  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Badbill     Permalink for this message  
You were expecting original thought?

Keevan
posted May 05 2005 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Keevan  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Keevan     Permalink for this message  
"Friends, Republicans, Countrymen, lend me your ears...I come to bury social security not to save it..."

Phaedrus
posted May 16 2005 03:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  

Hmmmmmmm.

Demeter
posted May 23 2005 03:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Demeter  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Demeter     Permalink for this message  
All the cool kids are doing it.

Galatea
posted May 23 2005 04:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Galatea  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Galatea     Permalink for this message  
I'm beginning to think it comes from politicians' penchant for tweaking.

Quest
posted May 23 2005 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quest  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Quest     Permalink for this message  
And don't forget!!!

and

Quest
posted May 23 2005 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quest  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Quest     Permalink for this message  
This is getting ridiculous.

SAW
posted May 23 2005 06:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SAW  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email SAW     Permalink for this message  
Its really the secret sign from the Tri-lateral Commision or the Brandenburgs or some such secret committe to take over the world.

Quest
posted May 24 2005 07:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quest  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Quest     Permalink for this message  
White men describe their penis size.

LiveItUp32
posted May 26 2005 02:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LiveItUp32  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email LiveItUp32     Permalink for this message  
and they are exaggerating.

Phaedrus
posted March 21 2006 11:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
It never gets old. From today's news conference:


Keevan
posted March 21 2006 12:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Keevan  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Keevan     Permalink for this message  
this is a secret sign that the NCAA tournament is fixed in favor of uConn...

Samurai
posted March 21 2006 01:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Samurai  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Samurai     Permalink for this message  
This is my Claw of Death move...

(Bush was a lobster in a previous life...)

Titan
posted March 21 2006 03:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Titan  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Titan     Permalink for this message  
Rummy, feed my fish ... Not too much!

Galatea
posted March 21 2006 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Galatea  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Galatea     Permalink for this message  
I tell you, he's nuttin more than a serial head crusher.

Peanut
posted March 22 2006 06:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peanut  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Peanut     Permalink for this message  
Sweet Jesus. Now I'm really starting to worry.


Samurai
posted March 23 2006 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Samurai  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Samurai     Permalink for this message  
"If we just spend this many more billions, we can fix the problem..."

Phaedrus
posted April 14 2006 05:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  

Two pincers make it twice as truthy.

Fuzzbass
posted April 15 2006 02:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fuzzbass  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Fuzzbass     Permalink for this message  
Truthy...

The more I watch the Colber' Repor', the more I like it.

Peanut
posted May 09 2006 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peanut  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Peanut     Permalink for this message  
I dunno. This one may be my favorite so far:





Heaven only knows what he's talking about, but I have my hopes.

Quest
posted May 10 2006 01:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quest  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Quest     Permalink for this message  


Quest
posted May 10 2006 02:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quest  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Quest     Permalink for this message  

Phaedrus
posted May 10 2006 06:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
Oh, thank you for that. I've created a gallery of these at my desk at work and it's become quite the little attraction.

johnny anonymous
posted May 11 2006 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny anonymous  Edit This Message   Permalink for this message  
Oh, thank you for that. I've created a gallery of these at my desk at work and it's become quite the little attraction.

Me too. I made a 1024x768 desktop background image.

(Oddly, it replaced a photograph I recently took of a snake as my background...there's a certain metaphor there...)

Peanut
posted May 13 2006 12:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peanut  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Peanut     Permalink for this message  
I took the liberty of reverse-engineering your link there into your main site, JA.

Nice work, seriously. You got any other fat yellow cat shots up? I own a 14-pounder myself these days.

johnny anonymous
posted May 15 2006 02:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny anonymous  Edit This Message   Permalink for this message  
Thanks. I haven't posted many cat pics lately, but here is a collection of older shots.

Quest
posted May 16 2006 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quest  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Quest     Permalink for this message  
Bill's size?


Galatea
posted May 16 2006 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Galatea  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Galatea     Permalink for this message  
I'm really trying hard not make a crack about cigars right now.

Phaedrus
posted August 08 2006 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
The guy really needs a new gesture:

...and it's spread to Mexico!

Phaedrus
posted March 07 2007 08:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
I continue to collect these and post them in my cubicle:

DSF
posted March 18 2007 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DSF  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email DSF     Permalink for this message  
I added a little bit of code to each of the message thread pages yesterday so I can see where people are directly linking to specific threads on Crunchland. You'd be amazed how popular this thread is compared to all the rest. 25 click-throughs to this thread all by itself in less than 24 hours.

Badbill
posted March 26 2007 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Badbill  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Badbill     Permalink for this message  
Here's one for you collection

"The chance of me telling you the truth is this small, Senator."

DSF
posted August 07 2007 06:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DSF  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email DSF     Permalink for this message  
http://boards.billmaher.com/showthread.php?t=63603

Phaedrus
posted August 08 2007 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  

I think this is the bestest one in my whole collection! It's Homeland Security Director Uncle Fester!

edited by Phaedrus on August 09 2007 at 02:21 AM.

Phaedrus
posted August 17 2007 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  

Roxanne
posted August 17 2007 04:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roxanne  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Roxanne     Permalink for this message  
If you ever catch me doing this onstage, you have my permission to shoot me dead.

qa cat
posted August 17 2007 11:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for qa cat  Edit This Message   Permalink for this message  
heck no, Roxanne, I think you should make this subject the theme of an entire show.

Phaedrus
posted November 13 2007 07:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
Everybody's favorite tinhorn dictator these days:

Roxanne
posted November 14 2007 09:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roxanne  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Roxanne     Permalink for this message  
Reporter: So how much room are you giving Ms. Bhutto?

PM: This much.

Sheria
posted November 16 2007 05:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sheria  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Sheria     Permalink for this message  
I totally suck at remembering the code for posting pictures here, but I found this baby pic on Flickr (the baby's Mom is a Flickr pal of mine) and I thought it belonged on this thread. He is still lacking a little finger control to get the gesture JUST right, but he's pretty darned close right here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sanydan/2019501461/in/photostream/

edited by DSF on November 17 2007 at 12:18 AM.

johnny anonymous
posted December 09 2007 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny anonymous  Edit This Message   Permalink for this message  

edited by johnny anonymous on December 09 2007 at 08:43 PM.

Phaedrus
posted January 24 2008 09:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Phaedrus  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Phaedrus     Permalink for this message  
I've got over 60 photos in the cubicle now, stretching beyond what you can see here (crappy cell phone shot):

edited by Phaedrus on January 24 2008 at 09:29 PM.

Sheria
posted January 30 2008 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sheria  Edit This Message   Click Here to Email Sheria     Permalink for this message  

edited by Sheria on January 30 2008 at 03:59 PM.

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